Volume One: I have no time for foolishness.

I am well seasoned, cultured, and open to befriend or adopt just about anyone into my life. I enjoy entertaining and being entertained by great people. At times, I do come across the not-so-cool or just plain fucked up people who here, will remain named as John/Jane Doe. These letters are an expression of the many emotions and trials I go through with these terrible, horrible creatures...Welcome to my hell.